If you cut me I seep clear aloe vera gel. Like thats it. That’s who you’re dealing with.
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“Sometimes I feel as though there are two me’s, one coating directly on top of the other: the superficial me, who nods when he’s supposed to nod and says what he’s supposed to say, and some other, deeper part, the part that worries and dreams… Most of the time they move along in sync and I hardly notice the split, but sometimes it feels as though I’m two whole different people and I could rip apart at any second.”
— Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via books-n-quotes)
“Don’t ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to.”
— Fleetwood Mac, Oh Well (via music-and-quotes)
me at 4 am: i should get some water
me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge